The Cod God Speaketh

First Willie, now this ! You know, it's not like Little V was looking for $10 million. He is signing for $2.5 a year with a $3.5 million...

Well, I'm not quite the $6 million dollar man. I'm more like the $82,000 man. (Actually, if you figure in the first surgery, I'm...

Well, I'm still here. It seems that no matter how many fistfulls of painkillers I gobble, I still snap out of it and awake to another da...

I wouldn't want to mess with this lady. She probably eats raw meat for breakfast. Could you imagine being her husband/boyfriend? ...

Cod Nation, relax. You can all now exhale, break up the prayer groups, blow out the candles at the vigil, take down the shrine and otherw...

It's a good thing that I never had to catch these for a living . They would be a bitch to gut. - Cod

0-60 in 2.5 seconds.... I'll be taking donations all week. Throw on some armor and a couple .50 caliber machine guns and we might just h...

Well, the doctors finally explained exactly what they plan on doing to the ole Cod God on BS (back surgery) day, 2 february 2006. First, t...

As if this shit wasn't gross enough... - Cod

Will my man-crush ever cease on this man? Yet another reason why I wear his shirt proudly and secretly wish to be his wife. Epping is only ...

Well, its another cold morning here in NH (9 degrees) and I am awaiting the first of 6 or 7 Dr's appointments this week. Why so many you...

... take out something along the way. This was one pissed of mouse . And no, I haven't stopped laughing yet. - Cod

I guarantee you that this guy is somehow related to me . He has to be! No one else besides me has luck like this. Actually, I probably would...

I like how they itemized the extra $225,000 . - Cod

It was late in the 4th quarter, the score was 6-3 and Pocket Cod's team was losing. Pocket Cod's team had the ball on the 1 yard lin...

In four-and-a-half years as an NFL starter, New England quarterback Tom Brady has never lost two games in a row. -------------- Also, Bill ...

He had it coming. - Cod

a few things that were "borrowed" from Peter King's MMQB column... (a must-read for any true football fan) STAT OF THE WEEK I...

I'm starting a write-in campaign for this guy . He solves the terrorism epidemic with one brilliant idea. - Cod ps- thanks to Mr....

My favorite hockey player of all time, Cam Neely , will be inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame tonight. Cam was a man among men. He would ...

Let's all say a collective "Thanks" to everyone involved in the rescue of a friend of mine Thursday night. It sounds like ever...

I've been freaked out about some things that have happened while relieving myself, but never for this reason. -------------------- Now, ...

They offer grown men and women (and A-rod) opportunities when other avenues in life have been shut down. A way out of the gutter, so to spea...

I'm going to try and start to post something, at least a link, everyday. Most likely it will be something that I find either amusing and...

Well, I'm back from my monthly blood-washing (thanks for the tip, Keith!) to end the longest drought of my illustrious career as the p...

Having worked on the Party Boats for a number of seasons, I've had to deal with many a drunk over the years. Some result in a donnybroo...

I'm still alive. Hopefully, I'll have the opportunity to post something later.

*This will replace the former entries that were listed under the title "whaa?". It will be a collection of various web searches th...

Rodney Harrison is out for the season . I knew that was coming after watching his knee get twisted 12 different directions yesterday, but it...

Having just popped in one of my reclaimed Cramps cd's (Fiend of Dope Island) from Bface and gazing upwardly at my kickass framed "T...

I'll have something up by tomorrow... I hope. I've haven't been writing because I've been busy as hell doing various things ...

I was just stunned, STUNNED to find out what someone had searched for that led them to me. Actually, I'm not stunned that someone search...

If you didn't read the first two sections of this, you can catch up by clicking on the links below. part 1 part 2 Now where did we leave...

A few days ago after compiling a few of the more odd searches that led some of you wackos my way, I figured that I was in the clear for a wh...