The Cod God Speaketh: Enough is enough

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Martha Stewart can go away now.

I've seen enough.

At 9:22 AM, Wheel Gun Bob said...: I'm sick of all you liberals dumping on her. Poor girl is now confined to her $16 million estate. Harsh.
At 7:04 PM, The Cod God said...: How will she ever make the rent?
At 9:27 PM, Wheel Gun Bob said...: I doubt her compound is a "crafters paradise." She is probably attended to by dwarf eunichs, sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber, and has leeches attached to her vulva by ex-XFL football players while having her tits massaged by albino lesbian amputees just before her hourly chai enemas administered by togue-less, androgonous microcephalics.
At 11:47 PM, Maryka said...: No,Bob - that's Michael Jackson, not Martha Stewart. Although I can see how you'd get them confused.

Missy, I heard that she entered a holiday decorating contest while she was in jail. And didn't win!
At 11:44 AM, The Cod God said...: Doesn't everyone have that?

Or is it just me?