Sunday, January 16, 2005

Yep...

So, there I was. Me, the family, The Patriots and the GREATEST OFFENSE THAT EVER LIVED!! A.K.A. The GoHomeEarlyAfterLosingToBelichickYetAgain Colts


If that was the G.O.T.E.L. then I am a millionaire sporting some serious wood. Anyone who knows me knows that either of those last two options have a ZERO CHANCE of ever happening.

(Please send your letters of condolence to Mrs. Cod@should've stayed with my ex-boyfriend.com)

Peyton Manning sucks. 3 points. Way to cement your status as the biggest choke artist your side of the New York Yank-me's. The biggest clutch performance of Peyton's career is when he nailed his "Cut that meat!" line in his last commercial. If Bill Belichick was the director then Peyton would have said "Err, um, uh....ack! ack! (various choking noises) CHICKEN!! Yeah, Chicken....right?"

If you live in or around Indy, run while you can. You could always move to New England. Then again, you idiots would probably get lost (after 2 interceptions/wrong turns) and end up in Philly. At least they have reached the championship game the last 4 years.

Buffalo Bills Central, anyone?

Next week.... Patriots vs The Steelers.

Patriots 27

Pittsburgh 21


Wanna bet?


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